Happy Valentine’s Day and Black History Month to my African American lover
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This is the perfect night to troll the city for undatable alcoholics
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Love Coupon: Entitles you to one dinner at your favorite reasonably priced restaurant that I also like.
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Valentine’s Day and Black History Month are sad reminders of how lonely and white I am
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I’m offended by these Prince Harry “nude” photos. “Nude” implies there will be peen, yet there is no peen. As Harry is inarguably the sexiest member of your otherwise total blah-fest Royal Family, you can see how our American disappointment is palpable. I have decided to punish your country in what I know to be the most effective way possible until you release actual nudes as advertised. YOUR MOVE, ENGLAND.
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I’m offended by these Prince Harry “nude” photos. “Nude” implies there will be peen, yet there is no peen. As Harry is inarguably the sexiest member of your otherwise total blah-fest Royal Family, you can see how our American disappointment is palpable. I have decided to punish your country in what I know to be the most effective way possible until you release actual nudes as advertised. YOUR MOVE, ENGLAND.
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